Complex

Girl, about two blocks away: I slept over at my pseudo-boyfriend father-of-my-baby's last night, or, my audition. Which topic do you want to hear about? Sex is always involved in auditions.

Four-Year-Olds.

Elias: Well that's what my mommy said.
Hartwell (from across the classroom): Well your mommy's always wrong so who cares.
----------
Elias: If YOU eat on Yom Kippur then I'm going to pull my cannon gun off the wall and put you on fire!

Racially

Cassidy, about an Asian coworker: "He was telling me how he didn't fit in- racially- in the Midwest. But he was talking like if he were a black guy... in Laguna. "